Allen Iverson

Here’s a funny twist to the Allen Iverson saga as seen by satirical magazine The Onion. They state that Memphis has five better guys to put on the floor at the same time. Isn’t this the team where Allen was supposed to revive his career? Here’s what they say:

“We’re really confident about the decision to put Mike Conley, Zach Randolph, Rudy Gay, O.J. Mayo, and Marc Gasol on floor instead of Iverson,” general manager Chris Wallace said of his starters, who combined have appeared in 10 fewer NBA All-Star games than the former No. 1 draft pick.

Maybe it is really time for Iverson to retire if he’s become a topic in The Onion.

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